The Devil's Due

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Did you know that Shakespeare used to sell off season camping gear?

wonderfullybadjokes:

It was the winter of his discount tents.

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

litzebitz:

summer

litzebitz:

summer

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

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cumberdoom:

papermonocle:

Things I learnt today: During WW1, MI5 used Girl Guides to send secret messages. They used Girl Guides because they quickly found that Boy Scouts couldn’t be trusted and were’t efficient enough.

At the start of the

kuviragenerousoffer:

Excuse me while I tear bend.

kuviragenerousoffer:

Excuse me while I tear bend.

nimloth87:

Behold! The most eloquent Loki speech balloon in the history of Loki speech balloons!Sorry, I’m not done having Kid Loki feels just yet. U.UI’m sure I don’t need to explain this, but Loki’s playing with the Iron Man action figure because he’s the coolest, and Thor’s playing with the Cap one because he thinks wings on the head are stylish. 
Uh, I should have made the IM figure black&golden, but I hadn’t started reading the new Iron Man yet, when I started this, and now I’m too lazy to change it I’m pretty sure there aren’t figures with that armour yet. See, I think of everything.

nimloth87:

Behold! The most eloquent Loki speech balloon in the history of Loki speech balloons!

Sorry, I’m not done having Kid Loki feels just yet. U.U

I’m sure I don’t need to explain this, but Loki’s playing with the Iron Man action figure because he’s the coolest, and Thor’s playing with the Cap one because he thinks wings on the head are stylish. 

Uh, I should have made the IM figure black&golden, but I hadn’t started reading the new Iron Man yet, when I started this, and now I’m too lazy to change it I’m pretty sure there aren’t figures with that armour yet. See, I think of everything.

marinaabramopug:

The public throng to see her live.

sylvysparrow:

FUCK

sylvysparrow:

FUCK

(Source: memewhore)

bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

(Source: gottsmote)